{"title":"Funny Halloween T-Shirts","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(241, 83, 48);\"\u003ePlay it safe and order by October 20!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur collection of funny Halloween t-shirts is packed with sarcastic, spooky, weird, and delightfully inappropriate designs for people who like their October with a side of attitude. Whether you're heading to a costume party, handing out candy or haunting the office these Halloween graphic tees deliver laughs long after the jack-o'-lanterns are gone. Browse our Halloween collection and find your new \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/grmbltees.com\/blogs\/news\/grmbl-tees-collection-funny-halloween-t-shirts\" title=\"Funny Halloween T-shirt Blog\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003efavorite spooky season shirt\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"take-the-psychopath-womens-t-shirt","title":"Take the Psychopath – Women's T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"23\" data-end=\"397\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Why Take the High Road When You Can Take the Psychopath?” \u003c\/strong\u003eBecause sometimes maturity is overrated and the imaginary argument in your head deserves a standing ovation. This women’s graphic tee is for those who may \u003cem data-start=\"237\" data-end=\"243\"\u003elook\u003c\/em\u003e calm on the outside while mentally composing a five-page rebuttal complete with exhibits and character witnesses. Petty? Maybe. Entertaining? 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