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Just consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"398\" data-start=\"388\"\u003eAllegedly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003eWho this is for:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who make questionable decisions (repeatedly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"535\" data-start=\"485\" data-section-id=\"16zmvyc\"\u003eFans of chaos with a slight criminal undertone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"594\" data-start=\"536\" data-section-id=\"1hzbiur\"\u003eAnyone who’s ever thought “worth it” immediately after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhy this shirt works:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"630\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"665\" data-start=\"630\" data-section-id=\"k9wrww\"\u003ePeak “I probably did it” energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"713\" data-start=\"666\" data-section-id=\"12rte6x\"\u003eSoft, comfortable fit for everyday mischief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"714\" data-section-id=\"1frnu5a\"\u003eSubtle enough to wear anywhere, chaotic enough to get looks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"714\" data-section-id=\"1frnu5a\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton t-shirt (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"714\" data-section-id=\"1frnu5a\"\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"714\" data-section-id=\"1frnu5a\"\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"714\" data-section-id=\"1frnu5a\"\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"714\" data-section-id=\"1frnu5a\"\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"714\" data-section-id=\"1frnu5a\"\u003eBlank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"808\" data-start=\"784\" data-section-id=\"1yml67p\"\u003ePerfect gift for:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"974\" data-start=\"809\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"853\" data-start=\"809\" data-section-id=\"1q4157a\"\u003eYour friend who’s always up to something\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"902\" data-start=\"854\" data-section-id=\"z1qy0d\"\u003eThe one who gets caught (not sorry about it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"974\" data-start=\"903\" data-section-id=\"1mulhup\"\u003eAnyone with strong “this seemed like a good idea at the time” vibes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"1001\" data-start=\"981\" data-section-id=\"h04koa\"\u003eWear it when:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1151\" data-start=\"1002\"\u003e\n\u003cli 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