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Better Investigate Alone – Halloween T-Shirt

$25.97 USD
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“I Heard a Noise. Better Investigate Alone.” Because apparently staying put and calling for help doesn't move the plot forward. This funny Halloween t-shirt celebrates one of horror movies' greatest traditions: hearing something terrifying and immediately making the worst possible decision. Perfect for horror fans, scary movie lovers, and anyone who spends the entire film yelling, “WHY WOULD YOU GO IN THERE?!”

Why you’ll love it:

  • Classic horror movie humor for people who know better
  • Soft, comfortable fit for Halloween parties and scary movie marathons
  • A funny graphic tee celebrating spectacularly bad survival instincts
    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    • Pre-shrunk fabric
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Perfect gift for:

  • Horror movie fans and Halloween lovers
  • Friends who yell advice at characters through the TV
  • Anyone searching for a funny horror shirt, scary movie t-shirt, Halloween graphic tee, or horror fan gift

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

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