“Buzzed.” Not sloppy. Not reckless. Just operating with a tasteful layer of holiday cheer. This funny Christmas t-shirt is for the festively responsible adults keeping spirits bright and expectations low. Cozy, slightly glowing, and absolutely thriving near the snack table.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny holiday humor with subtle cocktail energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for parties and seasonal gatherings
• A sarcastic Christmas tee that keeps things merry without trying too hard
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend bringing wine “for everyone”
• Holiday party regulars with excellent coping strategies
• Anyone who prefers their Christmas spirit in liquid form

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