“Dad on the Outside, Dead on the Inside.” A funny dad t-shirt for the man who’s held it together through recessions, home repairs, mystery noises, and decades of hearing “Hey Dad” yelled from another room. Calm on the surface, completely exhausted underneath. He still knows where the batteries are, still grills like a professional, and still gets up to check the thermostat like it personally offended him—but the light behind the eyes? Long gone.

Why you’ll love it:

• Relatable dad humor with just the right amount of emotional damage
• Soft, comfortable fit for grilling, fixing things, and staring into space
• A sarcastic graphic tee that says what dads stopped saying years ago
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
  
• Side-seamed construction
  
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Tired dads with elite patience levels
• Husbands surviving family life one sigh at a time
• Anyone who’s been “fine” since at least 2009

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