If it takes a fire-breathing mythical creature just to get you out the door, this one’s for you. The “Dragon My Ass to Work” tee is a funny sarcastic t-shirt for anyone dragging themselves through the daily grind with zero enthusiasm and just enough determination to show up. You made it in—but let’s be clear, it wasn’t your idea.

Why you’ll love it:

• Relatable work humor with a slightly unhinged twist
• Soft, comfortable fit for long shifts and short patience
• A sarcastic graphic tee that perfectly sums up your mornings
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Coworkers who show up out of obligation, not passion
• Anyone surviving the daily grind one shift at a time
• Fans of funny work shirts with a fantasy twist

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