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Feelin' Stabby – Women's Funny Halloween T-Shirt
$27.97 USD
“Feelin’ Stabby.” Some moods call for deep breaths. Others call for an old-school kitchen knife and a little personal space. This funny women’s Halloween t-shirt pairs vintage-inspired style with just enough unhinged energy for those days when “festive” isn’t quite the word. Perfect for spooky season, horror fans, and women whose patience occasionally has a very sharp edge.
Why you’ll love it:
- Vintage-inspired knife graphic with dark, deadpan humor
- A simple Halloween design that’s spooky without screaming costume
- Soft, comfortable fit for October and questionable moods year-round
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Crew neck
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Perfect gift for:
- Women with a dark sense of humor and limited patience
- Horror fans, Halloween lovers, and vintage graphic tee collectors
- Anyone searching for a funny women’s Halloween shirt, sarcastic Halloween t-shirt, retro horror tee, or spooky graphic shirt
Size guide:
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |