{"product_id":"flake-it-til-you-make-it-mens-unisex-tee","title":"Flake It 'Til You Make It - Men's \/ Unisex Christmas T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"23\" data-end=\"341\"\u003eThe holidays are exhausting, and honestly? Nobody knows what they’re doing. The \u003cstrong data-start=\"103\" data-end=\"134\"\u003e“Flake It ’Til You Make It”\u003c\/strong\u003e tee is a funny Christmas t-shirt for anyone surviving the season through avoidance, denial, and just enough fake enthusiasm to get by. Expectations lowered. Energy depleted. Still technically participating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"343\" data-end=\"367\"\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"368\" data-end=\"551\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1e9fmpc\" data-start=\"368\" data-end=\"421\"\u003eFunny holiday humor with relatable burnout energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1tjp1zu\" data-start=\"422\" data-end=\"482\"\u003eSoft, comfortable fit for surviving seasonal obligations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mu3f0\" data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"551\"\u003eA sarcastic Christmas tee for people winging it through December\n\u003cul data-start=\"368\" data-end=\"551\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mu3f0\" data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"551\"\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mu3f0\" data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"551\"\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mu3f0\" data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"551\"\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mu3f0\" data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"551\"\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mu3f0\" data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"551\"\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mu3f0\" data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"551\"\u003eBlank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"575\"\u003ePerfect gift for:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"576\" data-end=\"738\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"60fqwx\" data-start=\"576\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eThe friend barely holding holiday plans together\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1t15d4w\" data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"679\"\u003eIntroverts overwhelmed by festive expectations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19mypqd\" data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"738\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003eAnyone pretending to have it under control until January\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"grmbl tees","offers":[{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":42856392818777,"sku":"9879205_4141","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":42856392851545,"sku":"9879205_4142","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":42856392884313,"sku":"9879205_4143","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":42856392917081,"sku":"9879205_4144","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":42856392949849,"sku":"9879205_4145","price":27.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ S","offer_id":42856392982617,"sku":"9879205_4086","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ M","offer_id":42856393015385,"sku":"9879205_4087","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ L","offer_id":42856393048153,"sku":"9879205_4088","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ XL","offer_id":42856393080921,"sku":"9879205_4089","price":25.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ 2XL","offer_id":42856393113689,"sku":"9879205_4090","price":27.97,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0697\/4459\/0937\/files\/unisex-staple-t-shirt-kelly-front-691f83089bcbe.jpg?v=1763672861","url":"https:\/\/grmbltees.com\/products\/flake-it-til-you-make-it-mens-unisex-tee","provider":"grmbl tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}