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Grow Old, Not Up! – Men's / Unisex T-Shirt

$25.97 USD
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Getting older is mandatory. Growing up? That’s a personal choice. The “Grow Old, Not Up” tee is a funny graphic t-shirt for people who’ve collected a few birthdays, a few aches, and absolutely no desire to become boring. Mature enough to know better. Wise enough not to care.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Funny retro humor with timeless rebellious energy
  • Soft, comfortable fit for everyday wear
  • A vintage-style graphic tee that celebrates staying young at heart
    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    • Pre-shrunk fabric
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

  • Men who refuse to act their age
  • Classic car lovers, hobby collectors, and lifelong troublemakers
  • Anyone proving that growing older and growing up are two very different things

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

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