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Grow Old, Not Up! – Men's / Unisex T-Shirt
$25.97 USD
Getting older is mandatory. Growing up? That’s a personal choice. The “Grow Old, Not Up” tee is a funny graphic t-shirt for people who’ve collected a few birthdays, a few aches, and absolutely no desire to become boring. Mature enough to know better. Wise enough not to care.
Why you’ll love it:
- Funny retro humor with timeless rebellious energy
- Soft, comfortable fit for everyday wear
- A vintage-style graphic tee that celebrates staying young at heart
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Perfect gift for:
- Men who refuse to act their age
- Classic car lovers, hobby collectors, and lifelong troublemakers
- Anyone proving that growing older and growing up are two very different things
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |