The scrolls have been read. The goblets are full. And absolutely nobody involved is making responsible choices tonight. This funny medieval-inspired graphic t-shirt is a tribute to chaotic tavern energy, legendary bad decisions, and the dangerous confidence that comes right before someone says, “One more round.”

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny medieval humor with strong tavern-chaos energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for festivals, parties, and regrettable evenings
• A sarcastic graphic tee for modern peasants with ancient problems
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Renaissance fair enthusiasts and fantasy nerds
• The friend who treats every outing like a side quest
• Anyone whose best stories start with “this probably isn’t a good idea”

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