For the ones who clock in, do the job, and leave with exactly what they came for. The “Here for the Income, Not the Outcome” tee is a funny sarcastic t-shirt that cuts through all the talk about passion and purpose. This isn’t about fulfillment—it’s about the direct deposit hitting on time. Clear priorities, zero confusion.

Why you’ll love it:

• Dry, honest humor that hits a little too close to home
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday work (or avoiding it)
• A graphic tee that says what everyone’s thinking at 9:01 AM
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Coworkers who keep it real about why they’re there
• Anyone working for the paycheck, not the passion
• Fans of sarcastic t-shirts with workplace humor

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