Buckle up. Brace yourself. Adjust your unmentionables accordingly. The “Hold Onto Your Skivvies” tee is a funny sarcastic t-shirt for people who can sense chaos before it fully arrives. You’ve seen the warning signs, picked up the weird energy, and know things are about to get unnecessarily complicated. Might as well be prepared.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny retro-style humor with playful chaotic energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday unpredictability
• A sarcastic graphic tee that works as both warning and advice
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend always anticipating disaster correctly
• Anyone living through constant nonsense with humor
• People who know calm situations never stay calm for long

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