{"product_id":"i-regret-nothing-unisex-tee","title":"I Regret Nothing Meme – Unisex T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"b53efdae-40e2-450c-b605-7d374b0f2e3f\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"99\" data-start=\"49\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"99\" data-start=\"49\"\u003eI Regret Nothing – Funny Sarcastic Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"187\" data-start=\"101\"\u003eLook… no one’s saying anything \u003cem data-end=\"144\" data-start=\"132\"\u003edefinitive\u003c\/em\u003e happened.\u003cbr data-end=\"157\" data-start=\"154\"\u003eBut also… this feels deserved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"386\" data-start=\"189\"\u003eThis tee features a raccoon mid-arrest, hands behind his back, standing next to a cop like he absolutely got caught doing something he shouldn’t have. No explanation. No defense. Just consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"398\" data-start=\"388\"\u003eAllegedly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003eWho this is for:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who make questionable decisions (repeatedly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"535\" data-start=\"485\" data-section-id=\"16zmvyc\"\u003eFans of chaos with a slight criminal undertone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"594\" data-start=\"536\" data-section-id=\"1hzbiur\"\u003eAnyone who’s ever thought “worth it” immediately after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eWhy this shirt works:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"630\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"665\" data-start=\"630\" data-section-id=\"k9wrww\"\u003ePeak “I probably did it” energy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"713\" data-start=\"666\" data-section-id=\"12rte6x\"\u003eSoft, comfortable fit for everyday mischief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"714\" data-section-id=\"1frnu5a\"\u003eSubtle enough to wear anywhere, chaotic enough to get looks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"714\" data-section-id=\"1frnu5a\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e100% combed and ring-spun cotton t-shirt (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"714\" data-section-id=\"1frnu5a\"\u003eFabric weight: 4.2 oz.\/yd.² (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"714\" data-section-id=\"1frnu5a\"\u003ePre-shrunk fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"714\" data-section-id=\"1frnu5a\"\u003eSide-seamed construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"714\" data-section-id=\"1frnu5a\"\u003eShoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"777\" data-start=\"714\" data-section-id=\"1frnu5a\"\u003eBlank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"808\" data-start=\"784\" data-section-id=\"1yml67p\"\u003ePerfect gift for:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"974\" data-start=\"809\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"853\" data-start=\"809\" data-section-id=\"1q4157a\"\u003eYour friend who’s always up to something\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"902\" data-start=\"854\" data-section-id=\"z1qy0d\"\u003eThe one who gets caught (not sorry about it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"974\" data-start=\"903\" data-section-id=\"1mulhup\"\u003eAnyone with strong “this seemed like a good idea at the time” vibes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"1001\" data-start=\"981\" data-section-id=\"h04koa\"\u003eWear it when:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1151\" data-start=\"1002\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1053\" data-start=\"1002\" data-section-id=\"b9ykx4\"\u003eYou’re making decisions you shouldn’t be making\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1098\" data-start=\"1054\" data-section-id=\"1hflvrq\"\u003eYou’re accepting consequences in advance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1151\" data-start=\"1099\" data-section-id=\"bdpkl1\"\u003eYou want people to assume the worst (accurately)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"1190\" data-start=\"1158\" data-section-id=\"vvw2p1\"\u003eSide effects may include:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1281\" data-start=\"1191\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1213\" data-start=\"1191\" data-section-id=\"1cnunti\"\u003eSuspicious glances\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1250\" data-start=\"1214\" data-section-id=\"xm2hbb\"\u003ePeople asking “what did you do?”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1281\" data-start=\"1251\" data-section-id=\"194sncx\"\u003eYou choosing not to 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