Some people show up prepared. Others show up… like this. The “Sorry, It’s My First Day. Lower Your Expectations.” tee is less of an apology and more of a disclaimer. It’s for navigating life with minimal training, questionable confidence, and just enough self-awareness to warn everyone in advance. Whatever happens next? Not entirely your fault.

Why you’ll love it:

• Honest, self-aware humor that hits immediately
• Soft, comfortable fit for figuring it out in real time
• Takes the pressure off before it even starts
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton tshirt (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend who’s always winging it
• New hires, new situations, or people who act like it
• Anyone tired of pretending they’ve got it all together