Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. This isn’t advice—it’s a warning. Horns aren’t decorative, gravity doesn’t negotiate, and some ideas don’t need to be tested to be proven wrong. This tee delivers a very specific life lesson for anyone with confidence that occasionally outruns common sense.

Why you’ll love it:

• Absurd, unexpected humor that actually lands
• Soft, comfortable fit for questionable decision-making
• Just cryptic enough to make people ask… and then regret asking
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend who learns everything the hard way
• Anyone with bold ideas and minimal hesitation
• People who appreciate weird, slightly unhinged humor

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