Chaos? Drama? Other people’s nonsense? Hard pass. The “Not My Circus. Not My Monkeys.” tee is a funny sarcastic t-shirt for anyone who’s officially done volunteering for stress they didn’t create. Calm, detached, and perfectly content staying out of it, this one’s less of a joke and more of a lifestyle choice.

Why you’ll love it:

• Dry, relatable humor with strong boundary-setting energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday peacekeeping
• A sarcastic graphic tee that says “absolutely not” for you
  
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
    

Perfect gift for:

• The friend who minds their business professionally
• Introverts and drama-avoiders
• Anyone protecting their peace at all costs

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