“Seriously. Pull Yourself Together.” A simple request. Not an unreasonable one. This funny sarcastic t-shirt is for moments when everything—and everyone—feels one minor inconvenience away from completely falling apart. Calm, direct, and just judgmental enough to get the point across without raising your voice.

Why you’ll love it:

• Dry, deadpan humor with everyday relatability
• Soft, comfortable fit for keeping it together publicly
• A sarcastic graphic tee that says what everyone’s thinking
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  
• Pre-shrunk fabric
  
• Side-seamed construction
  
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend constantly managing chaos
• Anyone holding it together out of pure stubbornness
• People who are one inconvenience away from a full system reboot

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