Rise and Shine? nope “Rise and Shun.” Because not every morning deserves your full participation. This funny sarcastic tee is for the people who wake up tired, avoid eye contact before noon, and treat social interaction like an unexpected inconvenience. Calm, antisocial, and fully committed to protecting the little peace they have left.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny introvert humor with strong “don’t start with me” energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for low-interaction days when rise and shine isn’t your vibe. 
• A sarcastic graphic t-shirt perfect for avoiding unnecessary conversations

• • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Introverts and reluctant morning people
• The friend who disappears at social gatherings
• Anyone whose daily goal is being left alone

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