“Go Play with Somebody Safer.” A polite suggestion for people who keep testing boundaries, pushing buttons, and mistaking kindness for weakness. This tee is for those who’ve retired from unnecessary drama, stopped handing out second chances like candy, and have mastered the art of protecting their peace. Friendly? Usually. The one to mess with? Probably not.

Why you’ll love it:

• Sharp humor with strong boundary-setting energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday wear
• A statement tee that says “try someone else” without saying another word
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• People with low tolerance for nonsense
• The friend who’s done explaining themselves
• Anyone who has learned that peace is easier than participation

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