“Far & Away — My Preferred Distance from Humanity.” Not because people are terrible. Just because they’re... a lot. This funny introvert t-shirt is for anyone who enjoys wide open spaces, canceled plans, and maintaining a healthy buffer between themselves and the general public. Peaceful, self-aware, and perfectly content over there.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny introvert humor with strong “keep your distance” energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for low-interaction living
• A sarcastic graphic tee that politely requests more personal space
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Introverts and solitude enthusiasts
• The friend who always chooses the corner table
• Anyone whose ideal crowd size is zero to three people max

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