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I'll Go, But They Better Have a Dog – Funny Men's / Unisex T-Shirt
$25.97 USD
“I’ll Go, But They Better Have a Dog.” You agreed to leave the house, put on real pants, and spend time with people. The least they can do is provide a dog. This funny introvert t-shirt is for reluctant socializers, professional plan-regretters, and anyone who’s spent an entire party hanging out with the host’s dog instead of the guests. Honestly, the dog was probably better company anyway.
Why you’ll love it:
- Relatable humor for dog people who tolerate socializing
- Says exactly what you’re thinking when someone invites you somewhere
- A funny everyday tee for parties, gatherings, and reluctantly leaving the house
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Perfect gift for:
- Dog lovers, introverts, and reluctant socializers
- Anyone who immediately looks for the dog when they walk into a party
- People searching for a funny dog shirt, introvert t-shirt, dog lover tee, animal lovers t-shirt, sarcastic graphic shirt, text based tees or funny socializing shirt
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |