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Too Old to Evolve – Men's / Unisex T-Shirt
$25.97 USD
Some people embrace change. Others still use the same opinions, habits, and complaints they’ve had since approximately 1997. The “Too Old to Evolve” tee is a funny sarcastic t-shirt for the proudly stubborn, deeply set-in-their-ways, and completely uninterested in “growth” at this stage of the game.
Why you’ll love it:
- Funny retro humor with strong fossilized-opinion energy
- Soft, comfortable fit for resisting change in comfort
- A sarcastic graphic tee for people who said “nah, I’m good” to personal evolution
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction / Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect gift for:
- The friend still doing things the old way on purpose
- Anyone allergic to trends and unnecessary updates
- Proud dinosaurs with zero intention of adapting
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |