“What that got to do with me?” A fair question—and one you’re not interested in answering. This funny sarcastic t-shirt is built for shutting down drama before it even gets handed to you. You’re not involved, not available, and definitely not taking responsibility for something that isn’t yours. Clear boundaries. Zero follow-up.

Why you’ll love it:

• Straightforward, no-nonsense humor that lands instantly
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday “not my problem” energy
• A graphic tee that says it so you don’t have to
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend who minds their business professionally
• Anyone tired of being pulled into unnecessary drama
• Fans of sarcastic t-shirts with strong boundary-setting energy

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