There are two types of people at work: those who suffer in silence and those who wear their feelings on their sleeve — literally. At grmbl, we've always believed that a well-placed graphic tee is cheaper than therapy and more satisfying than a passive-aggressive "per the previous thread" reply-all. This collection is for the women who show up, hold it together, and still manage to have a sense of humor about the whole thing. Clock in. Grumble quietly. Look incredible doing it.
Per My Last Existential Crisis.
"Per My Last Email" was already a power move. "Per My Last Existential Crisis" is its emotionally evolved, more authentic cousin — and let’s be honest, more accurate. This tee is for the women who have overanalyzed every Slack message, questioned the entire premise of productivity before their first coffee, and still delivered the deck on time. It says everything your therapist has been trying to say, in fewer words and a better font. Wear it to meetings. Let it do the talking.
Logged In. Checked Out.
Attendance is mandatory. Presence of mind is optional. This tee captures the very specific experience of being physically in the meeting while your brain has quietly excused itself to literally anywhere else. It's not burnout — it's a highly developed coping mechanism. Points for honesty, full marks for commitment to the bit.
I Am the Bottleneck.
Self-awareness is underrated — and so is finding humor in the fact that sometimes, the holdup is you. This tee's for the perfectionists who can't hit send until it's right, the project managers juggling 17 things, and anyone who has ever said "I'll get to that this week" for four consecutive weeks. It's not a confession so much as an explanation, and frankly, it's refreshing. Wear it to your next retrospective and let the room connect the dots.
Sounds Like an Issue, Not an Ishme.
Not every problem is your problem, and this tee has the backbone to say so. It's a masterclass in the art of the graceful non-involvement — nodding with empathy, declining with dignity, and walking away with your energy fully intact. For the women who have learned, sometimes the hard way, that volunteering for someone else's chaos is not actually a personality trait worth keeping. Boundaries have never looked this good.
Please Mansplain It to Me.
Polite on the surface. Absolutely devastating underneath. This tee is for anyone who has sat across from someone explaining something they already know — with the patience of a saint and the expression of someone counting to ten. The beauty is in the delivery: it sounds like a request and lands like a verdict. No follow-up required. The sarcasm does all the heavy lifting.
Life is too short to wear boring shirts to a job that already asks a lot of you. Whether you're deep in the bottleneck, checked out by 10am, or just trying to set a boundary without starting a whole conversation about it — there's a tee here for that. Shop the full women's collection at grmbltees.com and find the one that speaks for you, so you don't have to. Or check out more sarcastic tees here!