“Logged In. Checked Out.” Technically present. Functionally unavailable. This graphic tee is for the women who show up, sign in, attend the meeting, answer the email, and then immediately retreat into their own mental wilderness. The status light says available. The soul says absolutely not.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny work-from-home and introvert humor in one neat package
• Soft, comfortable fit for meetings you could've skipped
• A graphic tee that perfectly captures modern workplace participation
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    
  • Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Relaxed fit / Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Crew neck
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
    

Perfect gift for:

• Remote workers and office survivors
• Introverts with strong boundary-setting skills
• Anyone who's ever attended a meeting while mentally reorganizing their sock drawer

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