“Avoiding You... Until I Remember Your Name.” It's not personal. It's just socially awkward self-preservation. This tee is for anyone who's ever spotted someone they definitely know... but couldn't remember from where, why, or what they're called. Rather than risk an awkward conversation, the safest move is a tactical retreat until your brain catches up.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny social anxiety humor with painfully relatable energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for strategic detours and accidental ghosting
• A graphic tee that explains your disappearing act without saying a word
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Introverts and socially awkward legends
• The friend who's terrible with names but great at avoiding eye contact
• Anyone who's ever walked down a different aisle to avoid an awkward "Hey... you!" moment

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