“Running on Caffeine and Rage.” A surprisingly effective fuel source, although not one recommended by medical professionals. This funny sarcastic tee is for people powering through life with sheer determination, questionable sleep habits, and just enough irritation to keep the engine running. Calm on the outside. Internally revving at redline.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny coffee humor with a healthy dose of chaos
• Soft, comfortable fit for high-energy survival mode
• A graphic tee that perfectly captures modern coping mechanisms
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    
  • Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
    
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    
  • Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Relaxed fit
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Crew neck
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Coffee addicts and perpetual overachievers
• The friend who hasn't relaxed since 2019
• Anyone held together by caffeine, deadlines, and spite

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