A timeless classic—and possibly the worst advice ever given. The “Have You Tried Calming Down?” tee delivers peak passive-aggressive energy with a completely straight face. Simple, direct, and guaranteed to be received exactly as poorly as intended, it’s the perfect t-shirt for people who enjoy living dangerously.

Why you’ll love it:

• Dry sarcastic humor with maximum irritation potential
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday troublemaking
• A graphic tee that says and little and still somehow too much
  
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
    

Perfect gift for:

• The friend who always has something to say
• Fans of sarcasm, irony, and terrible life choices
• Anyone who enjoys watching situations get worse immediately after speaking

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