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Chopstick Impaired – Men's / Unisex T-Shirt
$25.97 USD
Not everyone was blessed with chopstick skills. Some of us showed up hungry, optimistic, and completely unprepared for the level of hand-eye coordination being requested. The “Chopstick Impaired” tee is a funny graphic t-shirt for anyone who's ever launched a noodle, dropped a dumpling, or quietly asked for a fork after a valiant effort.
Why you’ll love it:
- Funny food humor with proudly uncoordinated energy
- Soft, comfortable fit for every meal and minor embarrassment
- A graphic tee that turns a struggle into a personality trait
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Perfect gift for:
- Foodies with questionable utensil skills
- Lovers of goofy, relatable humor
- Anyone who's ever said, “Can I just get a fork?” after two minutes of trying
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |