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Chopstick Impaired – Men's / Unisex T-Shirt

$25.97 USD
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Not everyone was blessed with chopstick skills. Some of us showed up hungry, optimistic, and completely unprepared for the level of hand-eye coordination being requested. The “Chopstick Impaired” tee is a funny graphic t-shirt for anyone who's ever launched a noodle, dropped a dumpling, or quietly asked for a fork after a valiant effort.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Funny food humor with proudly uncoordinated energy
  • Soft, comfortable fit for every meal and minor embarrassment
  • A graphic tee that turns a struggle into a personality trait
    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    • Pre-shrunk fabric
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

  • Foodies with questionable utensil skills
  • Lovers of goofy, relatable humor
  • Anyone who's ever said, “Can I just get a fork?” after two minutes of trying

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

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