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Christ on a Bicycle – Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
$27.97 USD
For those moments when reality goes completely off the rails and all you can do is mentally shout, “Christ on a bicycle…” This tee saves you the effort. It’s built for chaos, confusion, and situations that make absolutely no sense—just a wearable version of that exasperated reaction you’re trying to keep to yourself.
Why you’ll love it:
- Captures that “what is happening right now” feeling perfectly
- Soft, comfortable fit for everyday disbelief
- Lets you react without actually reacting
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton t-shirt
- Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Crew neck
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Perfect gift for:
- The friend constantly dealing with nonsense
- Anyone living in a state of mild disbelief
- People who’ve officially run out of patience
Size guide:
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |