“Coffee First, Then All the Things.” Because expecting coherent thoughts, productive behavior, or basic enthusiasm before caffeine is wildly unrealistic. This funny coffee t-shirt is for people who know their priorities, respect the process, and refuse to pretend they're fully operational until that first cup kicks in.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny coffee humor with painfully relatable energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday wear
• A graphic tee that sets expectations before your caffeine does
  
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    
  • Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
    
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    
  • Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Relaxed fit
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Crew neck
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Coffee addicts and caffeine enthusiasts
• Reluctant morning people
• Anyone whose day starts after the first sip

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