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Convicted of Knowing Things – Women's Halloween Witch T-Shirt
$27.97 USD
“Convicted of Knowing Things — 1692.” A little historical reminder that smart women have been making people uncomfortable for centuries. This funny Halloween t-shirt is for intelligent, outspoken women who ask questions, know things, and aren't particularly interested in pretending otherwise. With witch-trial-inspired humor and a healthy dose of sarcasm, it's a spooky-season tribute to women who refuse to dumb themselves down just to make everyone else comfortable.
Why you’ll love it:
- Clever Halloween humor celebrating smart women
- Soft, comfortable fit for spooky season and beyond
- A witchy graphic tee with brains, attitude, and historical snark
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Crew neck
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Perfect gift for:
- Smart women with a sharp sense of humor
- History buffs, book lovers, teachers, and lifelong learners
- Anyone searching for a funny witch shirt, smart women t-shirt, historical humor tee, or sarcastic Halloween graphic tee
Size guide:
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |