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Convicted of Knowing Things – Women's Halloween Witch T-Shirt

$27.97 USD
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“Convicted of Knowing Things — 1692.” A little historical reminder that smart women have been making people uncomfortable for centuries. This funny Halloween t-shirt is for intelligent, outspoken women who ask questions, know things, and aren't particularly interested in pretending otherwise. With witch-trial-inspired humor and a healthy dose of sarcasm, it's a spooky-season tribute to women who refuse to dumb themselves down just to make everyone else comfortable.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Clever Halloween humor celebrating smart women
  • Soft, comfortable fit for spooky season and beyond
  • A witchy graphic tee with brains, attitude, and historical snark
    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    • Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
    • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    • Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
    • Relaxed fit
    • Pre-shrunk fabric
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Crew neck

Perfect gift for:

  • Smart women with a sharp sense of humor
  • History buffs, book lovers, teachers, and lifelong learners
  • Anyone searching for a funny witch shirt, smart women t-shirt, historical humor tee, or sarcastic Halloween graphic tee

Size guide:

  SHIRT WIDTH (inches) SHIRT LENGTH (inches) US SIZES EU SIZE UK SIZE SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 18 ½ 25 ¼ 6-8 36-38 10-12 7 ¾
M 20 26 10-12 40-42 14-16 8 ¼
L 22 26 ¾ 14-16 44-46 18-20 8 ¾
XL 24 27 ½ 18-20 48-50 22-24 9 ½
2XL 26 28 ¼ 22-24 52-54 26-28 10 ¼
3XL 28 29 26-28 56-58 30-32 10 ¾

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