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Death Before Small Talk – Introvert T-Shirt – black
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Death Before Small Talk – Men's/Unisex Introvert T-Shirt

Death Before Small Talk – Men's/Unisex Introvert T-Shirt

$25.97 USD
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“Death Before Small Talk.” For anyone who’d rather stare silently into a martini than discuss the weather with a stranger. Featuring a cocktail-sipping skeleton with its priorities firmly in order, this funny graphic tee is made for introverts, socially exhausted humans, and people who consider awkward silence a perfectly acceptable conversation. It also makes an excellent first-date shirt—because setting expectations early is the foundation of any healthy relationship.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Dark humor meets painfully relatable introvert energy
  • Soft, comfortable fit for drinking quietly in public
  • A funny skeleton graphic tee that says “please don’t make this weird” before you have to
    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    • Pre-shrunk fabric
    • Side-seamed construction

Perfect gift for:

  • Introverts, homebodies, and small-talk avoiders
  • Cocktail lovers with a dark sense of humor
  • Anyone searching for a funny introvert shirt, skeleton t-shirt, sarcastic graphic tee, social anxiety humor shirt, or dark humor gift

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

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