Relax — it’s metaphorical. Our “Eat the Rich!” t-shirt blends dark humor and classic cultural commentary with a modern edge. Bold, unapologetic, and rooted in long-standing protest culture, this tee is for anyone tired of watching wealth pile up at the top while everyone else scrambles below.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist. But thankfully this shirt does.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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