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Relax — it’s metaphorical. Our “Eat the Rich!” t-shirt blends dark humor and classic cultural commentary with a modern edge. Bold, unapologetic, and rooted in long-standing protest culture, this tee is for anyone tired of watching wealth pile up at the top while everyone else scrambles below.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist. But thankfully this shirt does.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Eat the Rich! - Men's/Unisex Tee
$24.97 USD
Billionaires shouldn’t exist. But thankfully this shirt does.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |