“Don’t Be an Eggplant.” It's simple advice, really. Yet somehow, every day, people continue to ignore it. This tee is for anyone who’s exhausted by oversized egos, spectacularly bad takes, and the kind of confidence that really should come with a warning label. Equal parts public service announcement and personal philosophy, it delivers the message with just enough humor to keep things civil.

Why you’ll love it:

• Clever humor with a healthy dose of side-eye
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday wear
• A graphic tee that encourages better behavior without naming names
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Fans of sarcasm and observational humor
• The friend who’s constantly surrounded by nonsense
• Anyone who believes a little self-awareness would go a long way

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