A global shortage of self-awareness is underway, and frankly, it’s becoming a problem. The “Don’t Be an Eggplant” tee is a funny sarcastic t-shirt for anyone tired of dealing with people who confuse confidence with competence. Blunt, playful, and surprisingly useful advice for modern life.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny sarcastic humor with just the right amount of judgment
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday people-watching
• A graphic tee that delivers a public service announcement with attitude
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    
  • Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester. Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Relaxed fit / Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Crew neck
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend constantly surrounded by nonsense
• Lovers of dry humor and subtle insults
• Anyone who believes a little self-awareness would solve a lot of problems

Size guide: