“Per My Last Existential Crisis,” A phrase that somehow explains everything and nothing at the same time. This tee is for people who have overanalyzed every decision, questioned the meaning of life before breakfast, and still showed up to answer emails anyway. Equal parts workplace humor, anxiety, and self-awareness, it's the perfect response to a world that keeps demanding follow-ups.

Why you’ll love it:

• Clever office humor with a delightfully existential twist
• Soft, comfortable fit for pondering your purpose and your inbox
• A graphic tee that turns overthinking into a communication style
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester, other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Relaxed fit / Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Crew neck
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Chronic overthinkers and professional worriers
• The coworker who asks the big questions at the worst possible times
• Anyone balancing deadlines, responsibilities, and the occasional crisis of meaning

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