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Far & Away from Humanity – Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
$27.97 USD
“Far & Away — My Preferred Distance from Humanity.” Not because people are terrible. Just because they’re... a lot. This funny introvert t-shirt is for anyone who enjoys wide open spaces, canceled plans, and maintaining a healthy buffer between themselves and the general public. Peaceful, self-aware, and perfectly content over there.
Why you’ll love it:
- Funny introvert humor with strong “keep your distance” energy
- Soft, comfortable fit for low-interaction living
- A sarcastic graphic tee that politely requests more personal space
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Crew neck
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Perfect gift for:
- Introverts and solitude enthusiasts
- The friend who always chooses the corner table
- Anyone whose ideal crowd size is zero to three people max
Size guide:
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |