Forget the milk. Santa’s here for the cookies and absolutely nothing else. The “I Did It All for the Cookie” tee is a funny Christmas t-shirt for anyone treating holiday snacks like a competitive sport. Festive, ridiculous, and powered entirely by sugar, poor decisions, and seasonal cravings.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny holiday humor with chaotic cookie energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for parties and dessert-table hovering
• A sarcastic Christmas tee that fully commits to the bit
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend who raids the cookie tray first
• Holiday baking enthusiasts and snack goblins
• Anyone surviving Christmas one sugar rush at a time

Size guide: