“Free exams, with every abduction.” Wow. What a deal. No sign-up, no consent forms—just a surprise visit and some extremely thorough follow-up. This funny sarcastic t-shirt is for anyone who appreciates a truly terrible offer delivered with confidence. Equal parts unsettling and hilarious, it’s the kind of humor that makes people pause… and then immediately regret reading it twice.

Why you’ll love it:

• Just the right amount of wrong
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday questionable decisions
• A sarcastic graphic tee that guarantees reactions
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton tee 
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• The friend with a very specific sense of humor
• Sci-fi fans who prefer their aliens a little unhinged
• Anyone who enjoys jokes that toe the line and then step over it

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