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Hungry & Hostile – Men's / Unisex T-Shirt
$25.97 USD
“Hungry & Hostile.” Not an attitude problem. Not a personality flaw. Just a nutritional emergency that’s gone on a little too long. This funny sarcastic t-shirt is for anyone whose patience, kindness, and ability to tolerate humanity are directly tied to when they last ate. Feed first. Ask questions later.
Why you’ll love it:
- Funny food humor with dangerously relatable energy
- Soft, comfortable fit for everyday hunger management
- A sarcastic graphic tee that doubles as a public warning
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Perfect gift for:
- The friend who gets hangry on a professional level
- Snack enthusiasts and meal-time prioritizers
- Anyone whose mood improves dramatically after lunch
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |