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Hungry & Hostile – Men's / Unisex T-Shirt

$25.97 USD
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“Hungry & Hostile.” Not an attitude problem. Not a personality flaw. Just a nutritional emergency that’s gone on a little too long. This funny sarcastic t-shirt is for anyone whose patience, kindness, and ability to tolerate humanity are directly tied to when they last ate. Feed first. Ask questions later.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Funny food humor with dangerously relatable energy
  • Soft, comfortable fit for everyday hunger management
  • A sarcastic graphic tee that doubles as a public warning
    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    • Pre-shrunk fabric
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

  • The friend who gets hangry on a professional level
  • Snack enthusiasts and meal-time prioritizers
  • Anyone whose mood improves dramatically after lunch

Size guide:

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

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