“I Am the Bottleneck.” At least there's finally an answer. This tee is for the self-aware problem solvers, project managers, procrastinators, perfectionists, and overcommitted humans who have looked at a delayed process, a stalled project, or a growing to-do list and realized the common denominator is... them. Refreshingly honest, surprisingly relatable, and far cheaper than organizational consulting.

Why you’ll love it:

• Clever workplace humor with strong self-awareness energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for meetings, deadlines, and strategic delays
• A graphic tee that turns personal accountability into a punchline
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    
  • Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
    
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    
  • Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Relaxed fit / Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Crew neck
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Engineers, project managers, and operations people
• The coworker who somehow has every task assigned to them
• Anyone who has ever said, “Waiting on me” and immediately regretted it

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