“Keep Talking — I’m Diagnosing You.” Equal parts observation, intuition, and absolutely unrequested analysis. This women’s graphic tee is for the friend who can spot a red flag from three conversations away, identify a personality type in under five minutes, and somehow leave every interaction knowing a little more than they wanted to. Keep talking. The notes are practically writing themselves.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny women’s humor with strong armchair-therapist energy
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday people-watching
• A statement tee that combines curiosity, sarcasm, and just a hint of judgment
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
    
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
    
  • Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Relaxed fit
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Crew neck
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Psychology lovers and human-behavior enthusiasts
• The friend who reads people like a book
• Anyone who leaves a conversation with more questions than answers

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