“Logged In. Checked Out.” Technically present. Functionally unavailable. This tee is for the people who show up, sign in, attend the meeting, answer the email, and then immediately retreat into their own mental wilderness. The status light says available. The soul says absolutely not.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny work-from-home and introvert humor in one neat package
• Soft, comfortable fit for meetings you could've skipped
• A graphic tee that perfectly captures modern workplace participation
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
    
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
    
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
    
  • Side-seamed construction
    
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    
  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Perfect gift for:

• Remote workers and office survivors
• Introverts with strong boundary-setting skills
• Anyone who's ever attended a meeting while mentally reorganizing their sock drawer

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