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Lower Your Expectations – Men's/Unisex Vintage T-Shirt
$25.97 USD
“Lower Your Expectations.” Aim low and you’ll rarely be disappointed. With a laid-back ’70s vibe and the kind of advice nobody puts on a motivational poster, this sarcastic graphic tee is for realists, underachievers, and anyone who’s discovered that managing expectations is considerably easier than exceeding them. Retro style, modern cynicism, remarkably achievable goals.
Why you’ll love it:
- Retro ’70s style with self-deprecating humor
- Soft, comfortable fit for accomplishing the bare minimum
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A vintage-inspired graphic tee with refreshingly realistic advice
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Perfect gift for:
- Sarcasm lovers, realists, and proud underachievers
- Anyone exhausted by motivational nonsense
- People searching for a funny retro t-shirt, sarcastic graphic tee, 70s-inspired shirt, self-deprecating humor tee, or funny gift
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |