Subtle? No.
Sophisticated? Also no.
But festive? Absolutely.
Our “Kiss Me Under the Missile Toe” tee is here for the people who love unapologetically dumb humor and cringy dad puns.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide